My Summer in Numbers:
Days: 59
Wild colonies removed: 9
Bee stings: 1
Bees chillin in my veil: 1 (but no sting!)
Personal queen catches: 1
People at home: 9-16
Hikes to Black Sand Beach/waterfall: 3
Most people on said hike: 24
Trips to the Kingston market: 4
Drill bits broken: 2
Meals with meat: 8
Average bedtime: 9:00 pm
Hurricanes survived: 0-2
Pages read: 3578
Guineps eaten: 1 million
Mosquito bites: 1 million
Brutally murdered cockroaches: 7
Cockroaches that fell from the ceiling: 1
Snakes seen: 1
Marriage proposals: 1
Varieties of mangos eaten: >10
Mangoes that fell on my head: 0
Bullfrogs stepped on: 0
Cups of noni juice: .5
Things I Haven't Done in Two Months:
Used a mirror
Worn makeup
Eaten eggs
Watched TV
Smashed
Shaved
Driven
Heard Call Me Maybe
Slept with more than a thin sheet
Taken a shower indoors
Gone a day without seeing a goat
Worn a real bra for more than a few hours
Seen a Starbucks
Used a doorknob
The animal I will miss least: biting ants (why can't you be more like the running ants?)
The animal I will miss most: the bees!
Later Jamaica, me soon come back.